BRUH. – The Cleanser 8 fl.oz.

Description

BRUH. – The Cleanser Your face deserves better. Like, way better.

Let’s talk facts. If you’re still using a 5-in-1 mystery goo that doubles as shampoo, body wash, and “booty cleaner,” we need to intervene. Your face is not a garage floor. It’s your money maker. And THE CLEANSER is here to treat it like one.

This cooling cucumber gel is packed with skin-loving legends like Niacinamide (Vitamin B3), Willow Bark, and Allantoin. It gently removes dirt, grime, and whatever questionable decisions are stuck to your pores. No tight, dry aftermath. No fake “arctic wolf punch” scent. Just a clean, refreshing vibe that smells like you’ve got your life together—even if you don’t.

💥 Benefits

• Gently removes dirt, oil, and dead skin
• Hydrates while it cleans—no desert-face aftermath
• Minimizes the appearance of pores and fine lines
• Soothes redness and irritation with calming botanicals
• Leaves skin smooth, refreshed, and camera-ready
• Smells fresh AF without the drugstore cologne vibes

🧪 Key Ingredients

• Niacinamide (Vitamin B3)
• Cucumber Extract
• Willow Bark E
• xtract
• Allantoin
• Glycerin
• Sulfate-free cleansing base

🌟 Key Ingredient Benefits

• Niacinamide: Minimizes pores, smooths wrinkles, and builds a skin barrier stronger than your WiFi
• Cucumber & Willow Bark: Anti-inflammatory, refreshing, and smells like a spa day (but cheaper)
• Allantoin & Glycerin: Hydrating legends that leave your skin soft AF
• Sulfate-free base: Cleans without stripping—because sandblasting is for driveways, not faces

🧼 How To Use (Protocol)

Use twice daily—morning and night. Apply to damp skin, massage gently, rinse thoroughly. Follow with THE RECOVERY MIST or your go-to moisturiser. Repeat until your skin starts sending thank-you notes.

🔍 Results

• Skin feels clean, soft, and refreshed
• Redness and irritation visibly reduced
• Pores look smaller, tone looks smoother
• You look like you slept 8 hours—even if you didn’t

💬 Customer Feedback

“My face stopped beefing with my pillowcase.” “I actually look awake now. Wild.” “Smells fresh, feels fresh, no regrets.”

🤝 Often Used With

• The Cleanser (gentle enough for daily use, strong enough to wash off sins)

• The Scrub  (sandblast the dead skin off your face)

• The Serum (vitamin c that slaps tired skin back to life)

• The Moisturizer (hydration without the greasy ick)

• The Recovery Mist (acne, razor burn, cuts? we gotchu, bruh)

👟How and When to run the play:

Step 1: Cleanser.
Start clean in the morning. End victorious at night. None of that “splash some water on it” nonsense. This stuff clears the canvas without stripping your skin like paint thinner.

Step 2: Scrub.
Twice a week. That’s it. Buff out the rough patches and unclog those pores like you’re cleaning out your inbox on a Sunday night.

Step 3: Serum.
Vitamin C coming in hot, but after you’ve washed and dried your face. This is how you bounce back from all the dumb sh*t you did to your face over the years – sun, stress, whatever.

Step 4: Moisturizer.
Hydrate, seal it in in the morning, and keep it pushin’ at night. Light, smooth, zero stickiness. You’ll forget you even have it on – until someone asks what you’re using. Use once the serum has been absorbed by that sexy face of yours.

Step 5: Recovery Mist.
Still undefeated. Got a flare-up? Bug bite? Sketchy razor burn? Spray it and forget it. Your skin’s got backup now.

🧾 Full Ingredients

Water (Aqua), Niacinamide, Cucumber Extract, Willow Bark Extract, Allantoin, Glycerin, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Citric Acid, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin. No parabens, no sulfates, no artificial fragrances. Just vibes.

🏭 About Manufacture

BRUH. is part of the Xq fam—where skincare meets swagger. Every product is backed by science, built for real life, and tested on humans (not bunnies). Dermatologist-approved, rebel-certified.

❓ FAQ

Q: Can I use this on sensitive skin?

A: Yes. It’s gentle, hydrating, and skips the harsh stuff.

Q: Will it help with breakouts?

A: Absolutely. It clears grime and calms inflammation like a pro.

Q: Does it smell like cologne?

A: Nope. It smells fresh, clean, and like you know what you’re doing.

🛍️ Closing Summary

Suppose your face has been surviving on neglect and vibes, BRUH. – The Cleanser is your glow-up in a bottle. It’s bright, refreshing, and doesn’t judge your past skincare sins. Shop now and give your face the respect it deserves.